ALERT!

She's thin. Rail thin. Possibly even gag-me-thin.  

Ok, let's not lie to ourselves.. she probably smokes.  She's probably one of those "I'm hungry so let's smoke a cig instead" type of girls.  She's a standing contradiction.  

It's fine, in this case, that actions speak louder than words because homegirl ain't moving.  She IS, however, requesting that you...

Don't Smoke.

She's asking politely. She even threw on a "Please," which I would have thoughtfully left out.  It's not a request. 

It's a command.  It is also our message of the day...brought to you fashionably by that stick up above, and of course, yours truly!

Anonymously, 

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